| Mirchain khatam ho gain? |
| Sardar ne 1 TOTA pala or usko Mirchain
khlata gaya:
1 Month k bad Sardar ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"
TOTA: Kyon Salay Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai? |
|
| Jahaz te aandy ne |
| Ek sardar apni unparh maa se phone pe: Maa mein sunday ko pakistan aa raha hon
Maa: Wah potar looki jahaz te aande ne
.
.
tu sunday te awain ga. |
|
| Konsi Film Lagi hai? |
| Major Rohail: Tuje hospital me logo ne kyu mara?
.
.
.
Sardar: Logo ka rush dekh k hum ne pocha yahan kon sa film lga hy?
Bad me pata chala wo ICU hy.
|
|
| Paindo Log boltay hain |
| Aadmi: Yaar ye "Aaho" kon log boltay hain?
Sardar: Bhai ye Paindo Log boltay hain.
Aadmi: Acha aap Parhay Likhy hain?
Sardar: Aaho... |
|
| Sardar ko larki hui |
| Sardar ko larki hui
Biwi: Suno Ji Jab Ye Bari Hojayegi To Larke Isse Patayenge?
Sardar: Mene Is Problem Ka Solution Dhond liya Hai Hum Iska Naam BAJI Rakhenge. |
|
| Fastest Thing of World |
| 4 Students:
1 From HARVARD
1 From OXFORD
1 TEXAS &
Sardar G From PUNJAB UNVRSITY
1 common Ques: What Is the Fastest Thing In World?
HRVD: Light
OXF: Thought
TEXAS: Blink of Eye
SARDAR: Loose Motion
Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & B4 I Could "Blink",
"Think" or "Turn On d Light" It Was All Over.
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|
| Bomb in a Garden |
| Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Sardar Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
|
|
| Colors of Coffee |
| Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Sardar Customer: What other colors do you have? |
|
| I Made A Mistake |
| Sardar writing the passive voice of sentence...
"I Made A Mistake."
He wrote:
"I Was Made By A Mistake." |
|
| Sardar was wearing mosquito net |
| In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
?
?
?
Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi |
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