| I'm @ the police station |
| I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss |
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| An independant study has proven |
| An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand! |
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| When I was born Devil said.. |
| When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! |
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| Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank |
| Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid.... |
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| Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- |
| Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
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| Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend |
| Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must... |
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| ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO SARDAR "MR.SARDAR DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY. SARDAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES
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| Sardar Cycle Peh Jaraha Tha |
| sardar cycle peh jaraha tha woh ek ladki tku takar mardiya
ladki- break nahi laga sakte kya
sardar- puri cycle lagadi break bhi lagana bakhi hai kya
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| Hi How R Urnare U Free |
| Hi, How r u?
Are u free Tomorrow?
Can u come to me, Bcoz Tomorow we r Opening a New
"MENTAL HOSPITAL"
Admission Free, Special offer 4 u...
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| Caught sleeping together |
| Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
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