| They"Re Below C Level |
| FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level |
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| IFTARI INVITATION |
| IFTARI INVITATION
by Me ..!
11th-SEPTEMBER
Al-Nahyan Hall
23rd Floor, Suite# 16
Burj-Ul-Arab
DUBAI
Be there plz.
No Excuse
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| Mala maal ho jaye ga |
| Jo shakhs Jumerat k roz bahir chalty hoy in alfaz ka kasrat se wird kary ga InshaAllah wo mala maal ho jaye ga
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"Allah k Naam pe de de BaBa"
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| B4 u pray.. (f0rgive) |
| Before u spEak..
(liSten)
B4 u crItIcIse..
(wait)
B4 u prÄy..
(f0rgive)
B4 u qUit..
(tRy)
B4 U haTe..
(LoVe)
B4 u DIE
(Property Mre Naam Kr Dena)..
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| Tension hui? |
| 1-u r nice person
2-line 1 is true
3-line 2 is false if line 1 is true
4-both 2 & 3 lines are true
5-line 4 is false
?
Tension hui?
Ab dusron ko b do!
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| Aapki Life Main Aik Aisee Larki Aaye Gee |
| Aik Din Aapki Life Main Aik Aisee Larki Aaye Gee Jo Aapko Bohot Ziyada Pyaar Karay Gee.
Aap Ko Pyaar Say Chahay Gee Aur Aap Ko Dhair Sari Kiss Bhi Karay Gee.
Aur Kahay Gee.
I
Love
You
“PAPA”
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| LARKi Ro Ro Ke LARKAY Se Keh Rahi |
| LARKi Ro Ro Ke LARKAY Se Keh Rahi
Hai
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Haath Chorr kaminay Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai....
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| MUJH SE SHADI KAROGE |
| "MUJH SE SHADI KAROGE".
Aj
rat
tak
soch
lo
kal
apni
ami
abu
bhai
sab
ko
betha
k
mashwara
kar
k
parson
tak
muje
lazmi
jawab
dena
k
ye
gana
kis
film
ka
hai.
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| In me se koi aik chiz slect karein |
| In me se koi aik chiz slect karein
1.Hathora
2.Handle
3.Gun
4.Pipe
5.Tube
6.Mike
7.R0d
8.Danda
0r
Apne sar pe de marain. Shukirya..
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| Arz kiya hy.. |
| .Arz kiya hy..
(wah wah wah)
Ikhtiyar-e-Tarannum se Tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena!
(wah wah wah)
Jab iska matlab samajh me ajaye to mujhe b bata dena..
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