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Jealous Husband
Jealous Husband; "Aaj tk tum kitney logo k saath soyi ho?" Wife; Such bolon tu sirf aap k sath hi soyi hon baki sabhi k sath sari sari raat jagti thi....

Film Dekhnay Chalatay Hain
Buhat Dukh Hoa
Tumharay Husband Ke Death Ka..
Chalo Ab Udas Mat
Ho,Mein Hon Na. .
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Film Dekhnay Chalatay
Hain.

Muj Se Shadi Kerogi
Muj Se Shadi Kerogi.
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Film Dekhi Hai Tum Ne?

She Is Hot!
She Is Hot!
She Is Sweet!
She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss
Whole World Mad 4 Her! Who!
Who Is She?

Do U Know?


"Tea"
Chai Piyo, Mast
Jiyo...............................

5 inch ka hai
5 inch ka hai, size normal hai, mazboot hai, ziyada mota bhi nahi, 2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain, lena hai to bolo, mera LG KG 195 full time masti non stop fun.

5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka
5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka pehle se mota or xtra lamba jo aap ko day pehlay se ziada maza sakun or aram ki zamanat master ka molti foam

Punjabi salesman
Punjabi salesman bargaining wid lady baji dopaty vichon sanu kuj ni labda, kameez vichon fair ve do lab jande ne, shalwar vich tay sanu paliyon pana painda aey.

Legs utha ke karo
Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev ji ka yoga*

Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein... Jaroo

A peach is a peach
A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wid tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise

 
 
   
 
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