| 2 women talks: |
| 2 women talks:
1st: Roz subha mera Doodh wala bohat Dabata hai
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"Bel"
2nd: Mera tu Paper wala acha hai bilkul bhi nahi Dabata Nechey se hi Daal deta hai
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"Paper" |
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| Properties of breast milk |
| Properties of breast milk.
1. No need insert the sugar.
2. No need to boil it.
3. cats can not steal it.
4. its tax free.
5. It have no expiry date.
5. Available in beautiful packing.
6. buy one get one free. |
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| Beta-Mom ye PRAGNENT kya hota hai |
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Beta-Mom ye PRAGNENT kya hota hai?
Mom-Beta GUSSE ko Pragnent bolte hain.
Next day beta raste mein ek ladki k upar gir gaya to ladki ki mummy gussa hui.
Ladka bola-O Aunty gira to teri beti par hu,tu q pragnent ho rahi hai. |
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| Pergnant Girl |
| Jaley huwey toast or Pergnant Girl Friend mey kya simlarity hay? Dono ko dekh kar yehi Afsos hota hay k KASH aik minut Pehley nikaal liya hota. |
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| 1st night Dulhan |
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Dulhay: 1st night Dulhan ke aankh pr kiss keya or kaha" Ankhin sakhsiat ke kitab hoti hain"
Dulhan: tum ko kitaboo main khoay ho or library main aag lagi hy. |
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| why are you late? |
| Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can"t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it |
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| Rape Case. |
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wakeel: Kia ap bta sakti hain k admi kon tha?
Girl : koi bahir ka tha.
Wakeel:wo kaiay?
Girl: Itna bara hamaray Muhallay main kisi ka nahi hai.. |
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| Sardar g ka underwear |
| Sardar: Aj ghar jatay hi main apni BV ka underwear utaar dun ga.
Friend : Sardar ji aj to baray mood main ho..?
sardar: Nahi Yaar,
Kafi tight hai mujhay |
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| Aj kul larkoon k hontoon |
| FRAZ from Graveyard :
Aj kul larkoon k hontoon pe ubharta hai Fraz,
In ki gand main sholay sa Q jalta hai Fraz
kartay hain maan chudaiyaan takhallus se mere,
Har sher ki maan chod kr laga daitay hain Fraz
Shayed in ki kisi Fraz ne mari hai Gaand,
Ya phir Chod k in ki behnoon ko bhaga tha Fraz
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Khabardar jo kisi ne ab ruswa kiya mjay,
Gaand main ghuss k phat jaye ga Fraz |
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| Agar brazear main doo |
| Naaz na kar ae hasena senne main daam ham be rakhite ha,
Agar brazear main doo bomb tum rakhite ho,
Tu under wear main gun ham be rakhite hain. |
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