| aik pathan ke bimari |
| aik pathan ke bimari ka illaj aik hakeem ne aurrat ka dohdh tajveez kia bari muskil se pathan ne aik aurat ko razi ki dohdh peete waqat aurat garam ho gi or os ne sexy awaz main kaha kuch or b chaye tu pathan bola dohdh k sath agar biscuits b mil jay tu maza ajay ga |
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| Sardar ki suhag raat |
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Sardar suhag raat ko puri khoshish k bavajud
kamyaab na hua tu Ghuse se BV se bola;Tumhari
pehlay kisi ne nahi li?
BV masumiyat se jis ne bi li "Underwear" uttar k li! |
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| New married Larki |
| New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha
Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?
Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree
Saheli : kia kia dheka?
Larki : Chatt aur Pankha |
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| Husband ko Qatal Q kia? |
| Judge : Tum ne Apney Husband ko Qatal Q kia?
Larki : Wo office se aya mujey Room may le ker gya Bed pe litaya Kapray utarey Meri Tangen uthaen aur kaha?
"April Fool" |
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| Teacher to a Nursery Student |
| Teacher to a Nursery Student:
"Count from 1 to 10 & i"ll give u kiss."Miss i will count from 1 to 1000,then Sleep one night with me Plzzz |
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| ANMOL JUMLAY |
| ANMOL JUMLAY
1)gharib ka darwaza or orat ki Choot.jab b bajao ge andar se bachay he niklein ge
2)Gand or Doodh..jab b phat`te hein to Awaz nhi ati
3)Car or Biwi..jab bhi kisi ko do ge,CHUD k he wapis aayen gi
4)Lund or Pani..apna rasta khud banate hein
5)Zillat ki Phuddi se Izzat ki Muth behtar hai. |
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| Papa kal se hamara |
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Son:Papa kal se hamara 1 period SEX ka b hoa karay ga
Father:lakin yeh tum apni LULLI q hila rahe ho?
Son: yeh to Teacher ne Homework kerne ko dia hai |
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| Gore or Asian MA farak |
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Gore or Asian MA farak OR Gore kiyu itne jalde tarki kar gay?
Goore(english men) Kaam ko dmaag ma rakhte han or or chut ko lun pa rakhte.OR Asian chut ko dmaag ma or kaam ko lun pa lete han.
we need to think about it? |
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| Ghalib ne aik Larki |
| Ghalib ne aik Larki ko periods may dekha tu Arz kia,
Shalwar k nechey se tapak k pani Laal aata hai,
Kamal ho gia Ghalib,
Kia Ander b koi Paan khata hai.... |
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| Story of Kisses: |
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When u kiss an american girl
she said "Kiss me hard"
Indian girl "Kiss me soft"
Pakistani girl "jaldi karo Ammi a jayengi |
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